Funny No Trespassing Sign – ‘We’re Tired of Hiding the Dead Bodies’ – Novelty Sign for Gates, Outdoors, Private Property, Gag & Prank Sign, Vintage Aluminum Design, 9” x 12” by California Basics

At California Basics, we know the how important it is to protect your property from would be intruders. But, we also know that sometimes you also just need a laugh. Why not send a warning with some humor? That’s why we’ve developed a No Trespassing sign that tells it like it is – ‘We’re Hired

At California Basics, we know the how important it is to protect your property from would be intruders. But, we also know that sometimes you also just need a laugh. Why not send a warning with some humor?

That’s why we’ve developed a No Trespassing sign that tells it like it is – ‘We’re Hired of Hiding the Dead Bodies’. At 9” x 12”, this aluminum sign is sturdy and cut with pre-drill holes to make it easy for mounting. Suitable for any gate or post, this sign is sure to draw some attention without watering down the message.

Gift it for a housewarming or use it as Halloween decor! It’ll certainly bring laughs wherever you decide to post it.

Item Specifications:

9” x 12” Dimensions Aluminum Material Pre-drilled Holes for Easy Mounting

Product Features

  • SCARE OFF WOULD-BE INTRUDERS WITH HUMOR: Spruce up your front gate with this humorous aluminum sign. Would-be trespassers will take note and if they still decide to come in well then hey — you can’t say you didn’t warn them!
  • MAKES AN EXCELLENT GAG GIFT: Got a friend with a new home? Our aluminum property sign makes an excellent prank housewarming gift for your sarcastic, witty friend who is sure to appreciate the humor.
  • VINTAGE RUSTIC DESIGN: Our sign’s unique design art features fake blood splatters with fake rust to get across that eerie apocalyptic feel. It’s guaranteed to entertain those who get it and creep out those who don’t! It makes a great gift especially during the Halloween season.
  • HASSLE FREE MOUNTING: At 9″ x 12″ is large enough to stand out and light enough to mount. The aluminum sign has pre-drilled holes cut at the top and bottom, making it easy to mount anywhere outside or insider.
  • SATISFACTION GUARANTEE: We are so confident in the quality of our No Trespassing Sign that we offer your our satisfaction guarantee. If you’re unhappy, reach out to us directly and we promise to make it right. We are dedicated to your satisfaction.